You are never safe in this universe, for in my house I keep a demon so demented and evil that her only goal in life is to destroy our planet. Just yesterday I found this book under her hutch, and thought I better share it's pages with the world, so that you know the dangers you and the rest of us are under.
It is called:
Angel the Rabbit's Guide to Destroying the World!!!
Name: Angel
Nice nicknames: Cutie, Sweetie, Fluffness
Not-so-nice nickanmes: Fatty, Fatso, Demon, The Rabbit, OWWW! (after she bites me)
Birthday: 5th April 2004 (the UK tax-collector's day- this totally explains her evilness. XD)
Appearance: Large (size of a large cat, like a persian), brown with white belly, white ring of fur on head, very long floppy ears (they trail along the ground), very fat and fluffy.
Fave pastimes: Attacking everyone but me (she loves me and no one else O_o), gorging on rabbit pellets (dunno how she likes them... they look so brown and disgusting), chewing electric cables (grr), flirting with the wild rabbits in the garden (they are 1/3 the size of her... X_x), and, of course, hatching evil schemes to take over the world... and maybe possibly Mercury next.
Personality: When I got Angel, she was the sweetest little baby bunny anyone could ask for. She was gentle, soft, curious, and quiet... she even had a halo-like mark on her head. No other name was appropriate but Angel. later, as she grew up, she became evil. I dunno what it was, but the evilness was so powerful that her body couldn't hold it all, and her ears and body were forced to grow bigger. LOL.
The cute thing is that she's ever-so sweet and soft and floppy with me. She lets me pick her up just like that and I love to pet her and pet her and.... yeah. But with anyone else she hisses and spist and GRRRRRRRRRR *attacks and goes for neck*.
Actually, she makes a good security guard. ^_^
